kawin!!!?

pergh! sumpah kali ni tajuk post mmg agak kelakar dan lawak.. huhu..

kawin ape tu kawin? tp ramai gak yg ckp.. "kawin dah.. nikah belum" haha.. paham2 je la ayat tu ye... hehe..
korang nak tau kenapa kali ni bob citer pasal kawin... haaa mai dekat sikit bia bob bagi tau.. kalau korang nak tau semenjak dua menjak ni ramai member2 bob yg dah selamat berumah tangga... maknanya kawin la... tapi majoriti perempuan... eh kawan bob ni bnyak perempuan ea? hehe biase la... tp bob bukan playboy k... cume mesra rakyat je..

ok, kita sambung balik citer pasal kawin ni... cakap pasal kawin sbanrnya mmg dah banyak majlis kawin yg bob dah g... tu pun sbb atas dasar kerja... so bob mcm dah tak heran tgk pelamin... tgk org akad nikah... tgk org bersanding... tapi cume satu je yg bob tak dpt lg.. bob nak makan LOBSTER!!!! warrhhh!!! sape nak belanje saya lobster ni... hehe.. yela.. cube korang tgk kat kawasan sekeliling korang.. nak kata hampir tiap2 minggu ade orang kawin... makan... ha!! sebut pasal makan ni mmg bob nak komplain sikit.. kenapa org kawin suke buat nasik minyak takpun nasi beryani.. tau tak semua makanan tu berlemak... sian bob.. hampir tiap2 minggu terbatal niat nak berdiet.. sbb tu la sampai skng ni asyik maintain je.. wakaka!!

kawin oh kawin... best ke? kalau best ape yg best? ... sedap ke? kalau sedap ape yg sedap? (wah soalan panas tu!! hehe
senang citer mcm ni la... jujur bob katakan yg bob dah muak dan kurang gemar dengan soalan "bob ko bila nak kawin"? tu soalan yg bob malas gak nak jawab.. tp kekadang bob jawab gak la ngan loyar buruk bob... hehe.. biase kalau org tanye "bob bila nak kawin bila?" bob akan jawab "kalau tak hari sabtu, maybe ari ahad" hehe.. tp tak tau lg la bila... wakaka!

sblum tu meh sini bob bagtau kat uols kenapa bob kurang gemar bercerita pasal kawin ni..

1. ni sebab yg agak utama jugak la.. BOB TAKDE AWEK LAGI... kenapa tak cari? sbb bob takde masa dan takde duit nak buat modal cari awek.. ataupun nak bagi sedap dgr sikit.. belum berselera lg nak awek ni... kalau nak happy2 boleh la kowt.. kalau nak serius.. biarlah dia dtg dgn sendirinya.. :)

2. kadang2 bob rase bob belum mampu lg nak kawin sebab akaun bank bob belum boleh melayakkan lagi utk bob bergelar suami org ataupun berkelayakkan untuk menjadi bapak org.

3. kalau di lihat betul2 bob ni ape pun takde... rumah belum beli lagi.. tp tgh dlm proses... kereta? setakat pinjam kereta bapak ade la... so sape nak kawin ngan bob? haha

4. bob rase bob ni mmg memilih.. walaupun bob ni tak hensem atau pun kacak bob tetap gak memilih..(so what?!) dan setakat ni belum ada lg keteria2 awek yg betul berjaya bob pikat... kalau ada pun org lain dah rembat.. tapi takpe.. ape nak risau akhir zaman ni perempuan lagi bnyak dari lelaki ape.. so bob ada banyak pilihan.. hehe.. nak tau bob nak yg mcmna? haha.. tu rahsia.. wakaka..

hurm.. rasenya tu je la kowt sbb2nya... tp ikutkan banyak lagi yg bob nak tulis.. tapi disebabkan tadi ada boss dtg tmpat bob tu yg hilang semua idea.. cilakak la boss ni.. aku benti keje kang baru tau!! (hehe)

ok la korang bob dah tak tau nk ckp pe.. boss ni mmg babik betul la... ptg stim gua je!!!
ok guys.. nnt kalau rajin bob membebel lagi... bubye.. love u all!! muah! :)

johor

helo!! wahahaha!! sumpah dah lama bob tak menulis ataupun tak mengupdate blog ni... papehal pun bob nak ucapkan terima kasih kepada semua yang sudi bace ataupun terbace blog ni... yela.. takat blog mcm ni sape je yg nak bace kan... lgpun bob bukannya nak jadi blogger... saje je tulis sikit2 luahan hati kat sini... terpulang la korang nak bace ke... taknk ke... lgpun bob bukan selalu update pun... hehe

okeylah.. papehalpun bob mmg dah lame sgt tak update blognie... kalau tak silap taun lepas baru bob update... tu pun sbb ade citer best yg melanda kat bob... hehe siapa yang sempat bace... dapat la tau apecher yg bob dah tulis... yg tak sempat bace tu... sory la ye.... takde rezki kowt...

hurm... sedar tak sedar dah dekat 4bulan bob kat johor ni... last day bob kat kl kalau tak silap 16januari... ada la beberapa pekara yang menyebabkan bob terpaksa balik jb ni... mmg bob rindukan semua kawan2 yg ada kat kl... kat sana la bob belajar banyak pekara....

belajar mcmana nak hidup...

mcmana nak cari duit...

belajar erti persahabatan...

mmg bnyak la.... kalau nak cerita pun mmg malas... hehe...

mugkin korang tertanya ape yg bob buat kat jb kan... hurm... biase la... lps le bob balik dari kl... bob cume sempat seminggu je mengangur.. sbb bob dapat kerja ni... alhamdulilah... ada jugak rezki untuk bob bekerja... walaupun sebagai DJ Presenter kat shooping mall...

mmg pelik bg mereka yg kenal bob sblum ni...

ada bakat ke bob ni nak jd DJ?

hehe... sbnarnya bob bakat ape pun jadi.. asalkan dapt duit... boleh beli nasik.. tul tak? hehe

bekerja sebagai Dj ni nak kate mencabar tu takde la mencabar sgt... boleh la... cuma bosan sikit je sbb duduk membebel sorang2.. pk pk balik mcm org gila pun ade... dok cakap sorang... hahaha...

tapi semenjak dua ni bob dah mula da satu perangai pelik... sblum ni takde la mcm ni sgt... nak tau ape perangai pelik yg bob dah buat... haha

BOB SUKA MEMBACA!!!

oh tidak! bob dah suka membaca buku! sumpah pelik.. haha...

maybe sbb bob dah bosan sgt kowt.. maklum la kat jb ni takde la ramai sangat kawannya.. kalau ada pun semua keje... takde masa sgt nak melepak... awek?! lagi la takde.. sebut pasal awek mmg mcm malas pulak dah nak pk... penat la... asyik bob je yg cari awek... bila pulak awek nak cari bob... rasenya bob nak tgu org masuk meminang kowt... haha. baru stylo!!

ade takde pun bob habis kan time cuti samaada tgk wayang sorang2 ataupun tido je kat umah... maklum la... seminggu cuti sehati je.... mmg la takde masa....

ikutkan hati bob mmg nak berhenti keje... dah la bosan... gaji pun tak cukup... rasanaya rugi ade la...

kerja! kenapa mesti kene kerja... tu la kan... skng ni dah hampir 4 bulan bob bekerja... dan untuk pengetahuan korang bob tgh planing nak berhenti kerja... APE NAk JADI NI BOB!!?

ape bob nak jadi? hehe.. tu bia rahsia dulu... sbb bob mmg dah ada beberapa planing nak dibuat kalau bob dah berhenti keje nnt... harap2 la semuanya berjalan lancar...

okeylah uols... sbnarnya skng ni bob tgh keje... saje ngular jap.... sambil berblog... haha..

nnt kalau bob rajin bob tulis lagi ye...

bubye.. love ulos!!!

10 Reasons You Should Never Get a Job

Just for fun I recently asked Erin, “Now that the kids are in summer school, don’t you think it’s about time you went out and got yourself a job? I hate seeing you wallow in unemployment for so long.”

She smiled and said, “Wow. I have been unemployed a really long time. That’s weird… I like it!”

Neither of us have had jobs since the ’90s (my only job was in 1992), so we’ve been self-employed for quite a while. In our household it’s a running joke for one of us to say to the other, “Maybe you should get a job, derelict!”

It’s like the scene in The Three Stooges where Moe tells Curly to get a job, and Curly backs away, saying, “No, please… not that! Anything but that!”

It’s funny that when people reach a certain age, such as after graduating college, they assume it’s time to go out and get a job. But like many things the masses do, just because everyone does it doesn’t mean it’s a good idea. In fact, if you’re reasonably intelligent, getting a job is one of the worst things you can do to support yourself. There are far better ways to make a living than selling yourself into indentured servitude.

Here are some reasons you should do everything in your power to avoid getting a job:

1. Income for dummies.

Getting a job and trading your time for money may seem like a good idea. There’s only one problem with it. It’s stupid! It’s the stupidest way you can possibly generate income! This is truly income for dummies.

Why is getting a job so dumb? Because you only get paid when you’re working. Don’t you see a problem with that, or have you been so thoroughly brainwashed into thinking it’s reasonable and intelligent to only earn income when you’re working? Have you never considered that it might be better to be paid even when you’re not working? Who taught you that you could only earn income while working? Some other brainwashed employee perhaps?

Don’t you think your life would be much easier if you got paid while you were eating, sleeping, and playing with the kids too? Why not get paid 24/7? Get paid whether you work or not. Don’t your plants grow even when you aren’t tending to them? Why not your bank account?

Who cares how many hours you work? Only a handful of people on this entire planet care how much time you spend at the office. Most of us won’t even notice whether you work 6 hours a week or 60. But if you have something of value to provide that matters to us, a number of us will be happy to pull out our wallets and pay you for it. We don’t care about your time — we only care enough to pay for the value we receive. Do you really care how long it took me to write this article? Would you pay me twice as much if it took me 6 hours vs. only 3?

Non-dummies often start out on the traditional income for dummies path. So don’t feel bad if you’re just now realizing you’ve been suckered. Non-dummies eventually realize that trading time for money is indeed extremely dumb and that there must be a better way. And of course there is a better way. The key is to de-couple your value from your time.

Smart people build systems that generate income 24/7, especially passive income. This can include starting a business, building a web site, becoming an investor, or generating royalty income from creative work. The system delivers the ongoing value to people and generates income from it, and once it’s in motion, it runs continuously whether you tend to it or not. From that moment on, the bulk of your time can be invested in increasing your income (by refining your system or spawning new ones) instead of merely maintaining your income.

This web site is an example of such a system. At the time of this writing, it generates about $9000 a month in income for me (update: $40,000 a month as of 10/31/06), and it isn’t my only income stream either. I write each article just once (fixed time investment), and people can extract value from them year after year. The web server delivers the value, and other systems (most of which I didn’t even build and don’t even understand) collect income and deposit it automatically into my bank account. It’s not perfectly passive, but I love writing and would do it for free anyway. But of course it cost me a lot of money to launch this business, right? Um, yeah, $9 is an awful lot these days (to register the domain name). Everything after that was profit.

Sure it takes some upfront time and effort to design and implement your own income-generating systems. But you don’t have to reinvent the wheel — feel free to use existing systems like ad networks and affiliate programs. Once you get going, you won’t have to work so many hours to support yourself. Wouldn’t it be nice to be out having dinner with your spouse, knowing that while you’re eating, you’re earning money? If you want to keep working long hours because you enjoy it, go right ahead. If you want to sit around doing nothing, feel free. As long as your system continues delivering value to others, you’ll keep getting paid whether you’re working or not.

Your local bookstore is filled with books containing workable systems others have already designed, tested, and debugged. Nobody is born knowing how to start a business or generate investment income, but you can easily learn it. How long it takes you to figure it out is irrelevant because the time is going to pass anyway. You might as well emerge at some future point as the owner of income-generating systems as opposed to a lifelong wage slave. This isn’t all or nothing. If your system only generates a few hundred dollars a month, that’s a significant step in the right direction.

2. Limited experience.

You might think it’s important to get a job to gain experience. But that’s like saying you should play golf to get experience playing golf. You gain experience from living, regardless of whether you have a job or not. A job only gives you experience at that job, but you gain ”experience” doing just about anything, so that’s no real benefit at all. Sit around doing nothing for a couple years, and you can call yourself an experienced meditator, philosopher, or politician.

The problem with getting experience from a job is that you usually just repeat the same limited experience over and over. You learn a lot in the beginning and then stagnate. This forces you to miss other experiences that would be much more valuable. And if your limited skill set ever becomes obsolete, then your experience won’t be worth squat. In fact, ask yourself what the experience you’re gaining right now will be worth in 20-30 years. Will your job even exist then?

Consider this. Which experience would you rather gain? The knowledge of how to do a specific job really well — one that you can only monetize by trading your time for money – or the knowledge of how to enjoy financial abundance for the rest of your life without ever needing a job again? Now I don’t know about you, but I’d rather have the latter experience. That seems a lot more useful in the real world, wouldn’t you say?

3. Lifelong domestication.

Getting a job is like enrolling in a human domestication program. You learn how to be a good pet.

Look around you. Really look. What do you see? Are these the surroundings of a free human being? Or are you living in a cage for unconscious animals? Have you fallen in love with the color beige?

How’s your obedience training coming along? Does your master reward your good behavior? Do you get disciplined if you fail to obey your master’s commands?

Is there any spark of free will left inside you? Or has your conditioning made you a pet for life?

Humans are not meant to be raised in cages. You poor thing…

4. Too many mouths to feed.

Employee income is the most heavily taxed there is. In the USA you can expect that about half your salary will go to taxes. The tax system is designed to disguise how much you’re really giving up because some of those taxes are paid by your employer, and some are deducted from your paycheck. But you can bet that from your employer’s perspective, all of those taxes are considered part of your pay, as well as any other compensation you receive such as benefits. Even the rent for the office space you consume is considered, so you must generate that much more value to cover it. You might feel supported by your corporate environment, but keep in mind that you’re the one paying for it.

Another chunk of your income goes to owners and investors. That’s a lot of mouths to feed.

It isn’t hard to understand why employees pay the most in taxes relative to their income. After all, who has more control over the tax system? Business owners and investors or employees?

You only get paid a fraction of the real value you generate. Your real salary may be more than triple what you’re paid, but most of that money you’ll never see. It goes straight into other people’s pockets.

What a generous person you are!

5. Way too risky.

Many employees believe getting a job is the safest and most secure way to support themselves.

Morons.

Social conditioning is amazing. It’s so good it can even make people believe the exact opposite of the truth.

Does putting yourself in a position where someone else can turn off all your income just by saying two words (“You’re fired”) sound like a safe and secure situation to you? Does having only one income stream honestly sound more secure than having 10?

The idea that a job is the most secure way to generate income is just silly. You can’t have security if you don’t have control, and employees have the least control of anyone. If you’re an employee, then your real job title should beprofessional gambler.

6. Having an evil bovine master.

When you run into an idiot in the entrepreneurial world, you can turn around and head the other way. When you run into an idiot in the corporate world, you have to turn around and say, “Sorry, boss.”

Did you know that the word boss comes from the Dutch word baas, which historically means master? Another meaning of the word boss is “a cow or bovine.” And in many video games, the boss is the evil dude that you have to kill at the end of a level.

So if your boss is really your evil bovine master, then what does that make you? Nothing but a turd in the herd.

Who’s your daddy?

7. Begging for money.

When you want to increase your income, do you have to sit up and beg your master for more money? Does it feel good to be thrown some extra Scooby Snacks now and then?

Or are you free to decide how much you get paid without needing anyone’s permission but your own?

If you have a business and one customer says “no” to you, you simply say “next.”

8. An inbred social life.

Many people treat their jobs as their primary social outlet. They hang out with the same people working in the same field. Such incestuous relations are social dead ends. An exciting day includes deep conversations about the company’s switch from Sparkletts to Arrowhead, the delay of Microsoft’s latest operating system, and the unexpected delivery of more Bic pens. Consider what it would be like to go outside and talk to strangers. Ooooh… scary! Better stay inside where it’s safe.

If one of your co-slaves gets sold to another master, do you lose a friend? If you work in a male-dominated field, does that mean you never get to talk to women above the rank of receptionist? Why not decide for yourself whom to socialize with instead of letting your master decide for you? Believe it or not, there are locations on this planet where free people congregate. Just be wary of those jobless folk — they’re a crazy bunch!

9. Loss of freedom.

It takes a lot of effort to tame a human being into an employee. The first thing you have to do is break the human’s independent will. A good way to do this is to give them a weighty policy manual filled with nonsensical rules and regulations. This leads the new employee to become more obedient, fearing that s/he could be disciplined at any minute for something incomprehensible. Thus, the employee will likely conclude it’s safest to simply obey the master’s commands without question. Stir in some office politics for good measure, and we’ve got a freshly minted mind slave.

As part of their obedience training, employees must be taught how to dress, talk, move, and so on. We can’t very well have employees thinking for themselves, now can we? That would ruin everything.

God forbid you should put a plant on your desk when it’s against the company policy. Oh no, it’s the end of the world! Cindy has a plant on her desk! Summon the enforcers! Send Cindy back for another round of sterility training!

Free human beings think such rules and regulations are silly of course. The only policy they need is: “Be smart. Be nice. Do what you love. Have fun.”

10. Becoming a coward.

Have you noticed that employed people have an almost endless capacity to whine about problems at their companies? But they don’t really want solutions – they just want to vent and make excuses why it’s all someone else’s fault. It’s as if getting a job somehow drains all the free will out of people and turns them into spineless cowards. If you can’t call your boss a jerk now and then without fear of getting fired, you’re no longer free. You’ve become your master’s property.

When you work around cowards all day long, don’t you think it’s going to rub off on you? Of course it will. It’s only a matter of time before you sacrifice the noblest parts of your humanity on the altar of fear: first courage… then honesty… then honor and integrity… and finally your independent will. You sold your humanity for nothing but an illusion. And now your greatest fear is discovering the truth of what you’ve become.

I don’t care how badly you’ve been beaten down. It is never too late to regain your courage. Never!

Still want a job?

If you’re currently a well-conditioned, well-behaved employee, your most likely reaction to the above will be defensiveness. It’s all part of the conditioning. But consider that if the above didn’t have a grain of truth to it, you wouldn’t have an emotional reaction at all. This is only a reminder of what you already know. You can deny your cage all you want, but the cage is still there. Perhaps this all happened so gradually that you never noticed it until now… like a lobster enjoying a nice warm bath.

If any of this makes you mad, that’s a step in the right direction. Anger is a higher level of consciousness than apathy, so it’s a lot better than being numb all the time. Any emotion — even confusion — is better than apathy. If you work through your feelings instead of repressing them, you’ll soon emerge on the doorstep of courage. And when that happens, you’ll have the will to actually do something about your situation and start living like the powerful human being you were meant to be instead of the domesticated pet you’ve been trained to be.

Happily jobless

What’s the alternative to getting a job? The alternative is to remain happily jobless for life and to generate income through other means. Realize that you earn income by providing value — not time – so find a way to provide your best value to others, and charge a fair price for it. One of the simplest and most accessible ways is to start your own business. Whatever work you’d otherwise do via employment, find a way to provide that same value directly to those who will benefit most from it. It takes a bit more time to get going, but your freedom is easily worth the initial investment of time and energy. Then you can buy your own Scooby Snacks for a change.

makan gaji.. or.....

wat up blogie!!! mesti time2 ari sabtu mcm ni korang tgh bercuti... berehat... enjoy ngan kawan2... tapi ade gak yg ari sabtu kne keje or study... sabo je la ye... sbb tu adalah tangongjawab korang so... laksanakan la ia dengan setulus hati.. (ceh! bermadah seribu bahasa la konon)

sbnarnya tujuan bob menulis blog kali ni bukan ape... saje nak bgtau kat korang yg ari ni bob cuti... ari sabtu?? yela... sblum ni jarang bob dpt cuti time2 weekend mcm ni... biase la... namanya pun keje salesman... (kepada yg berkenaan bob sengaja letak nama salesman sbb bob saje) tapi kalau korang pikir btl2 jarang org yg ade bisnes sendiri bleh cti time weekend ataupun time2 perayaan.. kan... nama pun bisnes... time org cuti kita kerja.. time org kerja kita bru la bleh cuti.... hehe

lain la kalau makan gaji... tau ujung minggu mesni nak cuti... kalau tak cuti mula la mengamuk... tension la... takde life la... penat la.... biase la... nama pun makan gaji... so itu je la pemikirannya... tapi sbnarnya kalau nak difikirkan dengan kemalasan dan "hidup biar sedap" mmg makan gaji lagi best... tul tak? tau cukup bulan dapat gaji... just plan je ape yg nak dibeli... huhuhu... indahnya hidup makan gaji ni kan....

tape la... lagipun rezeki masing2.... kita rajin dpt la habuannya... yg penting buat sesuatu tu mesti kne ikhlas... kalau tak ikhlas nk buat gak... mmg la hidup tak tenang... so renung2 kan lah... dan selamat beramal.... heheh (jadah ape bob mencarut nih!!!)

okey la john.. bob rase tiba2 bob mengantuk disiang hari mcm ni... dh lama tak tido siang mcm ni... huhuhu... berbekalkan kipas yang dipasang laju dan suasana yg sunyi mcm ni.. rasenya bleh la gak bob try tido... so... bubye blogie!!! bob nak tido dlu k... good after noon.... :)

dah agak dah!

kan... aku dh ckp.. takyah... ko degil!! ko dah tau ape jawabnya yg ko still tanya lagi tu kenapa?? (bob bercakap dengan diri sendiri lagi)

owh... apalah nasib diriku ini... sabaoe je la... takpe... maybe belum ade rezki lagi kowt... takpe la... lain kali bleh cube lagi ape...

erm... kalau nak dikira tah berapa kali agaknya benda yang sama berlaku pd bob... jap bob kura... urm.....

8kali kowt!! uish!! tapi yg siyes 2kali ar... banyak tu... tapi nak buat mcmna... idup mesti diteruskan walaupun tanpa penyeri utk diri bob... haha

rasenya takyah la.. nak cakap "tegak" kat sini... sape yg tau pasal benda ni ok la... yg tak tau maybe korang bleh agak2 sendiri la... :0

raya oh raya

di hari raya... terkenang daku kepada sidia.. kampung ku indah nun jauh disana... ayah serta bonda..

apakan daya~ (sekali nyanyi lagu raya da~)

huh.. raya haji taun ni mmg tak tak disangka yang bob aka beraya tanpa bersama keluarga....

urm... kan best kalau bob dapat balik kampung... dapat tgk org sembelih lembu....

dapat makan daging lembu segar... kekadang tu siap bleh buat satey lagi huhuhu... syoknya raya haji ni!!!!

kepada semua kaum keluarga dan kaum kerabat bob... bob ucapkan selamat menyambut hari raya korban.. semoga perjalanan kita sebagai umat islam akan semakin dipermudahkan olehnya.. dan tak lupa kepada semua rakan2 dan sahabat handai bob ucaokan semoga korang sentiasa ceria dan sukses.(dah macam ucapan raya aidilfitri je~)

letih..

kerja oh kerja.... penatnya... yela.. keje ape yang tak penat kan... tapi nak buat mcmana namanya pun nak cari makan... dah la bob ni makan banyak... (tau takpe dowh!!)

urm.. tapi kan... bob kan... tak sabar kan... nak tgu kan.... 22hb kan.... (argh!! gedik la pulak bob ni)...